i fucking hate it when people imagine sans has a dick, he’s a skeleton for fucks sake. How the fuck can he have no muscle but he has a dick? look at a fucking diagram because SKELETONS DON’T HAVE DICKS. I didn’t spend 18 YEARS IN SCHOOL to be told that sans has a dick because IT MAKES NO SENSE. Every time I try to sleep below my PHD in biology, I close my eyes and see sans dick! Sans dick sans dick sans dick! IT’s fucking stupid and keeping me awake at night imagining san’s dick! I think it just displays the error of modern day porn; NO REALISM. Like come on! What, are we in make believe land? HAVE AN OUNCE OF REALISM. I can’t IMMERSE myself in a world like this where sans has a dick like what the fuck? And I presume undyne and papyrus and alphys and toriel AND MONSTER KID \*\*ALL HAVE DICKS??\*\*