because kids being fucking idiots constantly gets annoying as fuck. Day in day out tell them to clean their room, brush their teeth, take the dog out, throw trash away, shower, drink water and they forget all of it everyday so you try to do something fun and different like a baseball game and still the kid manages some way to fuck up the day by being an idiot in general. Some new situation and they still fuck it up just like everything else they do.

So you go back home and they just sit and play steam all day like the useless meatbag they are, but you can’t get mad bc then they’ll grow up to be drug addicts or serial killers so you still try to make them feel better by going to get them their favorite meal, they say something funny the mood lightens and things go back to normal. Then all the sudden the kid spills the drink in the back like an idiot bc they took the lid off the cup for no fucking reason at all and dumped it everywhere because they’re too dumb to at the very least put the cup in the cupholder or hold on to the fucking thing.

Then you get home again annoyed for the tenth time that day and tell them to shower, they go shower but forget the towel so then the moron is just yelling from the bathroom because they can’t remember one step of three when taking a shower they go to their room and can’t find their clothes in the dresser because you’ve already set them on the bed but they’re too fucking dumb to look one foot in the opposite direction before asking.

So they go to sleep and you remember how your life used to be and how you want to drink or have a spliff but you don’t because as a parent, you have to be the consummate professional, so you go to sleep because you’re exhausted and spent too much money that day. Wake up again make breakfast tell the kid to brush their teeth, take the dog out, pick up their room and do it all again because in the last 8 hours the men in Black must have come and wiped their memory.

You’re doing this again everyday for the next decade or more until the bag of meat grows some gray matter between their ears and can remember simple daily tasks. God help us if there’s ever some life altering event because this moron will die in the first 5 min of no water or electricity