Be cautious on certain “deals” you may come across in the wild. A few years back, after an in-depth consultation to have my wisdom teeth removed with a reputable but half-price oral surgeon, I was personally reassured that he or his assistant would not grope my genitalia while I was under sedation – it’s been a phobia of mine for years. Instead he and his assistant blasted me with a lungful of nitrous oxide, strapped me to the chair and took turns shitting in my mouth in a game they jokingly referred to as “birdbath”.