Stop calling me a furry. Listen, I did my research. And I can safely say that I am NOT a furry. I do not condone any furry activity and would you believe it? I laugh at some furries. YES, furries are cringe, yes! I might say owo and uwu sometimes, but that’s because IT’S CUTE and I don’t care that it’s considered furry. YES I JACK OFF TO YIFF AND THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME A FURRY. People in fursuits look very huggable, but I am NOT a furry! I am not writing this because I’m afraid that I actually might be a furry or am afraid people will bully me! It’s because FURRIES ARE CRINGE!1! In conclusion: I am NOT a furry. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.