Whoa, a true Beaver Warrior players knows you never touch another man’s beaver. It’s disrespectful. My uncle used to work for Konami until he e-con took a beaver warrior. He won, but he got fired, his wife left him, he poos blood, and the family doesn’t talk to him anymore unless it’s Christmas Eve. And that’s only to remind him not to come over.

The poo thing was unrelated.