So, at school we had this weird kid named john. John was freaky. He would moan at the back of the class and snort broken smarties. No one would talk to him. They would freak out and, leave or bully him. One day, he did something awful. He went out of the class room with a balloon. Now, I did not know what he was going to do. The teacher did not know. He came back right before the change of classes. He had a balloon filled with a liquid. Probably like, a water balloon. No. it was piss. He had filled a balloon with piss. So, we have this huge ceiling fan right? It was a warm spring and we needed it. So, what john does, is, he throws the pee balloon at the fan. Madness ensues. The balloon pops and launches the yellow jizz everywhere. People scream, like a lot. Half of the grade got covered in pee. He was expelled.