Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev’ry guy here’d love to fuck you, Gaston

Even when jerking your humps

There’s no dick in town as admired as your’s

You’re dick’s ev’ryone’s favorite guy

Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by dick

And it’s not very hard to see why

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

No one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s

For there’s no dick in town half as manly

Perfect, a dick paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they’ll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

A big dick like Gaston’s

No one’s got a swell cleft in his dick like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!

My what a dick, that Gaston!

Give five “hurrahs!”

Give twelve “dick-dicks!”

Gaston’s is the best

And the rest is all drips

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

Jerks his dick like Gaston

In a penis match nobody’s dick’s like Gaston’s!

For there’s no dick as burly and brawny

As you see I’ve got dicks to spare

Not a bit of his dick’s scraggly or scrawny

That’s right!

And ev’ry last inch of my dick’s covered with hair

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

So big like Gaston’s

In a cummimg match nobody cums like Gaston

I’m espcially good at ejaculating!

*Ptoooie!*

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen Viagras

Ev’ry morning to help my dick get large

And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen Viagras

So it’s roughly the size of a barge!

*Oh, ahhh, wow!*

My what a dick, that Gaston!

No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s

Makes those moans like Gaston

Then goes tromping around flopping it like Gaston

I use dicks in all of my decorating!

My what a dick,
Gaston!