Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev’ry guy here’d love to fuck you, Gaston
Even when jerking your humps
There’s no dick in town as admired as your’s
You’re dick’s ev’ryone’s favorite guy
Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by dick
And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
No one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s
For there’s no dick in town half as manly
Perfect, a dick paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
A big dick like Gaston’s
No one’s got a swell cleft in his dick like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
My what a dick, that Gaston!
Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “dick-dicks!”
Gaston’s is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
Jerks his dick like Gaston
In a penis match nobody’s dick’s like Gaston’s!
For there’s no dick as burly and brawny
As you see I’ve got dicks to spare
Not a bit of his dick’s scraggly or scrawny
That’s right!
And ev’ry last inch of my dick’s covered with hair
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
So big like Gaston’s
In a cummimg match nobody cums like Gaston
I’m espcially good at ejaculating!
*Ptoooie!*
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen Viagras
Ev’ry morning to help my dick get large
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen Viagras
So it’s roughly the size of a barge!
*Oh, ahhh, wow!*
My what a dick, that Gaston!
No one’s dick’s like Gaston’s
Makes those moans like Gaston
Then goes tromping around flopping it like Gaston
I use dicks in all of my decorating!
My what a dick,
Gaston!