CNN has too much integrity to pick up a story like this, Trumpster. Unlike other news outlets the Cable News Network actually works towards making their stories with something called research. That’s when you actually see if something is legit or not. News sources like Fox News don’t do any research whatsoever, thats why their popular. Just be glad that in a few years fox news will finally be banned like it should be once Chelsea Clinton finally takes office and sends those people out like they deserve. It will be a day in american history known as “news days” to be thankful to the cure she made to the plague of entertainment news. Shortly after that Trump will die of a well derserved heart attack after the new government virus HIL-DIE is put into his blood stream. There will be a parade on that day, and it will be glorious. Shortly after that very same virus will hit everyone else who is holding back the human race. That includes Republicans, Libertarians, Marxists, Green Partyers, Bernie-Sanders-Descendors, white people, Nazi’s and most of all the most extreme vile of them all child molesters. It will be a brave new world and I will laugh as a sit on my solid gold throne on my comfortable position in government of Regional Enviormentalist regulator, you see, unlike you I went to college to get my Quad degree in Herbalism, Botany, Women’s Studies, and Japanese. Your family members will beg to be part of my “Justice to live” cause, an effort to determine if your life is causing more harm to the planet via body heat to see if you generate enough value. If you don’t generate value, good luck you are hanged, wastes of human space don’t deserve the oxygen anyway. All the while the wonderful Cable News Network will list off every criminal on the news to be hunted for sport by more enlighted folks like , Europeans, College Graduates, Women, Scientists, Engineers, Rick and Morty Fans, Mathmatics Professors, People with and IQ above 150 and last but not least Neil Degrass Tyson. Well all laugh as pathetic waste of life beg for mercy and well all gladly say “Its your own fucking fault for voting for Trump”.


So go ahead idiot keep bashing CNN I’d love to see you the next target like you very well should be.