I had to break with my girlfriend because everytime I went to her house I’ve always get a massive
erection seeing Super Mario. Yes I’m unironically sexually attracted to Super Mario. At first I didn’t say anything to anyone, but then my (ex) best friends Tacos and Burger find out about this and started making really bad jokes… My girlfriend was disgusted and started punching me saying that I’m a weirdo and that I should die (only because I justed liked a lot Super Mario, smh). I then became an hikikomori because everyone in the town was making fun of me. I started searching on rule34 porn on Sonic x Mario and after ejaculating 5 times in the span of 30 minutes I realized that this was not ok. I then started taking meds and consulting with a lot of people online who had this same problem (I begin to chat on a forum called “ILFORUMDEIBRUTTI”) and for the first weeks everything seemed the same, until someone started talking about “NoFap”. Did some research and knew that I was made for this!
3 years later I work for Nintendo and I’m writing this post for you. Thank you so much NoFap
community!