WTF (frick) I literally just spoke to the first female in years. After years of World of Warcraft with my clan (The Sperm Warriors), I finally headed onto LEGO WORLDS. I hopped on the game and a really SEXY NPC FEMALE construction worker asked me to build her a WALL for her incomplete house, i suddenly became ERECT and my throbbing BULGE only grew from there. My 9 inch juicy PENIS couldn’t barely handle the COMMUNICATION with my HOT LEGO WAIFU. This is the second time I came into some STEAMY contact with a FEMALE after I hugged my SISTER. Remember pal, you may have a real wife and all, but I have only good things to come in my new STEAMY RELATIONSHIP with an even HOTTER woman ;).

Edit: No, I have had sex before, ask my sister

Edit 2: Yes I was arrested for rape