The worst part about these fucking teenagers is they always tell people that their girlfriend is cheating on them and she’s a whore. Like it’s so crazy. Some dudes like my girlfriend has a male coworker. And then some idiot teenager jumps in because he’s so excited to pretend like he knows something about women. So he says SHE’S FUCKING HIM! THAT’S ALL THEY EVER DO! WOMEN AM I RIGHT?

This is why I keep saying over and over again that I would pay up to $15.99 a month for a version of Reddit for people who get laid regularly and just want to like talk about normal shit and actually understand the opposite sex. I hate being on this platform with teenage boys and virgins. I am aware that it isn’t their fault, I just don’t want to share the internet with them. Which is why I picked a price that they probably can’t afford.