As a browser of r/all, I’m very confused by the ball size to cum ratio.

I mean let’s get real here.

My average cum load is 4x that size. For arguments sake let’s say 2.5x. Or, the universal measurement of “a belly buttons worth”.

My testicle size is… at least 6x smaller than this hefty feller. Again, for arguments sake. Let’s say 4x, while completely ignoring the consequences of diameter : volume of a sphere.

That means I 10:1 his ball to cum ratio. MINIMUM by a factor son.

Now hear me out, name any other human feature with a standard deviation, or even an outlier, of TEN FOLD?

I know my testicles are as nature intended (as well as being a good candidate for the “average” man), thus by the simple process of elimination I can, with reasonable confidence, deduce that this man’s testicles are synthetically enhanced.

Boom. r/Instagramreality. #ThoseNutsArePumped/FilledWithSilicone

If anyone needs any further clarification you can DM me and I can run you through his penis/ball ratio also being suspect of physical manipulation. As well as my theories on the texture, consistency, and contact response analysis of this man’s testies. Throb radii to ejaculate volume per throb ratios.

Y’all’r out here acting like I’ve completely wasted my tenure as a cum doctor. Putting up with this tomfoolery is insufferable.