I saw Richard Samuel at a grocery store in Conway yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche. Ya know, like to ask him for photos or for him to sign my wendys chili. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken back. He glared at me and said “I had a dog named n\*\*ger.” and all I could say was “Huh..?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh? LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN.” and shaking his flabby forearms in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping. Later I came to pay for my stuff up front, I saw him driving his mobility scooter out the doors with like fifteen Pepsi’s in his cart without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to go into diabetic shock and then he started playing Fortnite on his phone. All while ignoring her. He eventually reversed around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pepsis and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “like honestly, to prevent any electrical predicate. I was an engineer for three weeks 17 years ago. Like do ya know what a predicate is? I bet ya don’t.” and then wiggled around and winked at me. I don’t even think thats the correct use of that word? After she scanned each bottle (and put them in his his cart while he tried to slap her ass) she started to say the price but he kept interrupting her by talking about how he doordashed for 19 hours yesterday. After talking for 25 minutes he snatched the receipt from her. He then drove his scooter to his Ford Raptor. It was wild.