Courtesy of u/I_LIKE_HAIRY_VAGS and u/vypre_

Whatcha swingin there, bro? A little lightning, a little thunder? Maybe some mahogany? Nice cock, bro. Nice cock.

Who knew I was providing such a needed service? Polish em up and whip em out, boys! I wanna see every womb broom in the house!

Nice work, Sato! I see you’ve been working out – you’re really beefing up. What’re you up to now? 3…? 4…? 5 cock push-ups?

Alright, next! What’s the name again? Clarence? Ok then, let’s see what you’ve got. Hmm – nice girth, decent length… BOLD choice of manties. A right proper package you’ve got there, chum.

Good seeing you again, Dave. How’s the wife? Nice work on the helmet this time – that’s a spit shine your father’d be proud of!

For fuck sake Jermaine, I don’t know where you think you’re going to keep that monster, but you need to get it enrolled in some obedience classes before it kills some one…

Oh hey, Yitzhak – did you take a little off the top? Ol’ Rabbi Wolowitz is going to be happy to hear you’ve finally gone kosher, eh?

God dammit, Adam! Have you even been watching world events lately? If you’d just kicked that serpent out of the Garden in the first place, we wouldn’t be in this fucking mess! I kid… I kid. Hey, enjoy the rest of your Eve!

Oh, um… Ishmael, nice use of the oils, but you need to work on your presentation, son. You’re going to scare the virgins.

Deepak, that’s some good looking beef, man. Make sure you take care of it.

Zhang, you’ve got some yin, you’ve got some yang; everything seems well balanced today. Thank you for guiding us all along the Path to Enlightenment.

It’s good to see you Shitlords embracing the bromance. Nice cocks, bros. Nice cocks. Mind the puddle. 🍆