To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Microsoft Excel. The mathematics are extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of basic algebra most of the statistics will go over a typical users’s head. There’s also Microsoft’s nihilistic OutLook, which is deftly woven into it’s User Interface- its design philosophy draws heavily from the depths of hell, for instance. The Advanced Users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the intricacies of these formula’s, to realize that they’re not justmath- they say something deep about NUMBERS. As a consequence people who dislike Excel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the complexity in Excel’s existential average function, which itself is a cryptic reference to basic addition and division. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bill Gates’s genius wit unfolds itself on their Computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Spreadsheet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎