“When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large.”


4×12 = 48 eggs per day.
Amount of cholesterol per egg: 373g.
48×373 = 17,904g of cholesterol per day.


Days in a year: 365.
17,904×365 = 6,534,960g of cholesterol per year.


“When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning.”
Lad = boy or young man.
Adolescent years: 10-24 (14 years)
14×6,534,960 = 91,489,440g of cholesterol over 14 years.


Gaston would have died after the first two weeks from a massive heart attack due to the sheer, ungodly amount of cholesterol he would be consuming per day.