Please don’t buy this car unless you are prepared to see your marriage fall apart. Here’s why:
You would still ignore your wife’s pleas, like , “come to bed honey, “ (words that you have not heard in years), despite her sexy , inviting voice and provocative night dress. Your thoughts are on your Saab 95 “Griffin “
Your beautiful, but arrogant neighbour’s wife, seems glued to her window, scantily clad, gazing at your Saab 95. Suddenly, she is extremely friendly towards you, and desires errands for no reason. She doesn’t want to leave the 2 tone heated leather seats. She often reaches towards the gas pedal,, as if she dropped something. The cd changer is in a different location. She refers to her husband’s car , as, “that thing” Her lips get more red daily.
Calls at midnight, of strange women desiring a ride is becoming the norm.
Gorgeous women, with revealing outfits and blessed with mammary gifts, are constantly jogging on your street; only to stop in front of your driveway, to do their stretches.
Guys on the street seem to have problems closing their car doors , as they have to slam them under intense swearing and cursing.
One pretty woman even crashed her bike on a pole by your driveway because she suddenly developed, “stiff neck.” Her head could not face straight forward.
See what $1900 can cause? As is. You have been warned.
Richard to be blamed at ___-___-____