So I’m just sitting there minding my own damn business and a fuking spider is all hey mind if I join and gets on my face(I dident see it but felt it) and I’m like tf, why this nigga on me, so then u turn on the light and it’s all like this place nice my nigga so I grap my trash can with pistachio shells in that bitch and he’s all ” nice place nigga” so then I’m like flush time nigga, so hes like toilet damn ” nice place nigga” so then I tilt the can over and hes like nah brah there water in that bitch so I tilt it more, 80% of the pistachios go with it and I’m like fuck, I cant flush the damn thing, so for like 5 min of me contemplating my life im like I’ll stab this nigga, so I cut of like 3 legs hes like nigga! So I proceed to cut him in half and get that bitch out the toilet, and then I’m like how tf do I get these fuking pastashios outta here, so I grab a empty toilet paper bag and scoop them niggas out