You seem chill. Wanna awkwardly make small talk for a few days while I try my best to hijack our conversation to make it more sexual than it needs to be and convince you to meet up and have awkward first-day sex to some 80%+ movie on Netflix. Followed by occasional awkward snapchats that fade into never speaking again and then wondering, “Why do I care about this person’s life?” when we see each others stories?