No, I’m not a normie. I’m a MEMELORD. There’s a difference. And if you can’t see it, that makes YOU the normie. “No u,” you might protest. It’s too late. I’ve already “no u”‘d so much I am IMMUNE to the BIG GAY.


My mum gay? Well, guess what? Your dad lesbian. For every insult you can think of, I will counter that shit so fast you’ll get whiplash. I come from a long, long line of memelords and they’re ALL heterosexual and conform to traditional gender roles. Try again, NORMIE.


Yes, I watch “Rick and Morty”. I’m not like those Pickle Rick-loving normies. Like I said, I’m not a normie; I’m a MEMELORD. Yes, I just used a semicolon. Yes, I’m a intellectual. No, I’m not a normie. I cannot reiterate this enough – I. Am. A. Memelord.


So go ahead and laugh at your 9Gag reposts. I’ll be waiting in the shadowy recesses of iFunny. What’s that? iFunny is for normies? Think again, because I’m no normie.


I’m a MEMELORD.