So, first of all, let’s just get a couple of things out of the way.
You either have to be a moron or brain-dead if you decide to use the chunky kind, since the chunks get stuck in you throat. Or it’s your fetish, you do you boo-boo.


Secondly, peanut butter is just a bit to thick to straight up gargle, but the added upside of this thickness is that it has a pretty small chance of breaking loose and falling done you throat.


If you want to successfully gargle peanut butter, you’ve got to get some liquids involved.
Some work better then other, so be careful which you choose.


Since you’re on beginners level, I suggest starting with water. Water is not thick and readily available. Downside is, it’s fucking disgusting, but a great starting point. A alternative would be milk.


Once you get used to the this particular mix, you can start using other, more thicker liquid, like yoghurt, or expired soy milk.


A stopping point would be semen. You’d practically be a god by this point, since no human should be: A, physically capable of gargling peanut butter. And B, be in possession of the gargantuan amount of sperm.


After this step, there’s only one thing left to do. Stop using the liquids all together. If you haven’t achieved a god status by this point, you’ve done goofed something and should start over.


I hope I have informed you well enough, youngling. If you have any further questions about the divine power to rule by gargling peanut butter, don’t ask me.


F.A.Q.
Q: Why aren’t you a devine power youself?
A: Well young one. If I were to be, I wouldn’t be here to teach you the ways.