Guys, I can’t believe what happened today, seriously fucked up.

So, as I was on my way to do the nasty in the bathroom, I farted and a poopie slid out. I said “Oh, well” and got back into doing my business. I pulled out my macaroni noodle and strted stroking it to asian catgirls getting pounded in that sweet ass.

The minute I did it, my pecker grew twice the size of my forearm. And as I was about to cum, I slipped on the poopie. The worst part was, that my cat (4M) peeked inside the bathroom, only to be met with a giant cock incoming towards his tiny mouth. My 20 inch beast had unleashed it’s juices inside the poor feline’s throat. After I got up, I saw my cat convulsing, with half a gallon of semen leaking out of it’s eyes, ears, nose, every hole in it’s tender little body.

My parents are coming home in 10-15 minutes, I don’t know what to do. They are surely gonna beat my ass.