I’d go “peeeeee-YEW! did one of you girls pass gas? YUCK! Sniffff whooo! Snifffffff did you girls have asparagus? Sniff sniff and a hint of… Sniffffffffff beans? don’t worry ladies! I’ll cover this nasty stinky fart for you beautiful! BRAP sniff BRAAAP sniffffff BRAAAAAAPP sniffffffffff hmm yes, nobody will realize you stinky ladies have cut the cheddar when they smell my braps! Since I’ve brapped so much here, you ladies are free to poot as much as you desire! Don’t sniff mind how close my face is to snifff your plooper, I don’t judge! Sniffffff Just rating your workout! sniffffffffffff”