You drink coke? That’s cool… if you like tooth decay! You heard that right. You know what they use Coca-Cola for in Africa? Bug repellant. In India they use it to clean toilets (the ones who own toilets at least). You know how much I payed for a six pack of Mountain Dew at the grocery store? $2.39 after tax. That’s 3,000 mL for less than half of a $5.00 bill. Next time I see you, you’d better have a Mtn Dew in your hand or I’m gonna curb stomp you with the power of Master Cheif’s quads. Wise up, dickhead. Do the Dew.