Welcome to Reddit everybody, I’m Joe Buck. There are three things I look forward to in my life; First, a well oiled male posterior. Second, three pounds of pure, industrial lab-made speed. Third, Who Wants to Date a Barnyard Animal, Wednesdays at 9, 8 Central on Fox. I’m joined in the booth by Hall of Famer the mobile, spinning corpse of Grantland Rice, for tonights contest between the Houston Astros and every pitcher in professional baseball. Will the Astros continue to steal signs, now using telepathy primarily, or will the Pitchers, coached by Clint Hurdle, bean Astros hitters so hard that they forget what planet they are on? It’s going to be a fun night here on Fox. Grantland, tonights matchup means so much to both teams, what can we expect to see on the field tonight?

Spinning rapidly

“Unnngghhhh”