One time in college, I was really struggling with studying for a calculus final and there was a knock on my dorm room door, it was Keanu! He stayed with my for hours and tutored me on differential equations. He even ordered some pizza for us to share while we studied.

The next day, I took the final and I aced it! As I was leaving the classroom, I heard a voice behind me saying, “How did it go?” I turned around and it was Keanu again! He was supposed to be in Toronto filming a movie, but he had told the director to put the production on hold so he could stay in town and find out the results of my final exam!

I told him I aced the test, and he said, “I thought you would.” Then we walked outside, and there was a new car sitting in the parking lot with a big purple bow on it. “I bought you a little present because I’m so proud of you,” said Keanu. I couldn’t believe it! He had even asked around before he bought the bow and found out that purple is my favorite color. I couldn’t believe how thoughtful and generous he was.

Keanu tossed me the keys, and asked, “Can you give me a ride to the airport?” I said sure, and we got in my new car. On the way there, Keanu saw a liquor store. “Stop here,” he said, pulling a .38 revolver from his pocket. I waited in the parking lot while Keanu went into the store, and after a few minutes, Keanu came running out with a big bottle of champagne. “I thought we should celebrate,” he said, putting the revolver back in his pocket. “And I got you some gas money,” he said, holding up a handful of tens and twenties.

A few miles from the airport exit, we saw a woman stranded by the side of thie highway. “Pull over here,” said Keanu. I pulled the car over and Keanu got out to help the stranded motorist. Before I left, I tried to thank him, but he said, “No thank *you* for giving me a ride, and for giving me a chance to help someone.” He’s so modest and generous.

On the way home, I drank the champagne and totaled the new car. Mark Ruffalo stopped to help me. He was pretty good, but not as helpful as Keanu.