Taking a bite of pizza and the cheese is still super hot and it burns the roof of your mouth, but it’s also stringy and stuck to the rest of the pizza so as you’re pulling the piece to your mouth the topping starts to slide off the slice and it all falls off on to your white shirt that you thought made you look at least somewhat attractive and fit, but now you just look like a goddamn mentally deficient pelican who can’t control how food goes in to your mouth so you spend the rest of the two hours of your date trying to apologise for it but she really doesn’t care, she thinks it’s kind of funny but somehow you STILL think you ruined it so you cut the date short with the excuse that you need to wash your shirt and maybe we could go for another date soon but you’ll wear a different coloured shirt so this doesn’t happen again, so she says “ok sure I guess” but after two weeks of sending the occasional text asking if she is still interested with no response you finally get the hint that you blew your chance with a girl that could have possibly been interested in you and your passion for cows all because of the GODDAMNED PIZZA BEING TOO CHEESY LIKE YOUR ATTEMPTS AT FLIRTING THAT NIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT NO WONDER SHE DIDNT REPLY BACK TO YOU

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