I’m American and I think America is the best country on Earth. We have the highest standard of living and so much individual freedom here. For all the haters, yeah I’m damn proud of all the fast food chains we have here, our large portion sizes and free refills, and the car-centric culture. I think it’s one of the best parts about living in America and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

Yeah, I’m a brainwashed America lover who thinks we’re the best country and I’m damn proud of it, and I’m not changing my mind no matter how much you jealous Europeans rub universal healthcare and public transportation into my face. I’m happy we have politicians willing to preserve our way of life, not take our guns, not allow the Green New Deal to be passed, and block socialist policies from ever passing. Because this is what makes America uniquely great over all other countries and there isn’t a damn thing y’all can do to change my mind. If you think I’m a dumb ignorant sheep, then so be it, I’m a dumb ignorant sheep – I don’t give a fuck.