“Who’s joe?” a distant voice asks.
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Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
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The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
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”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.
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The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
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“I did a little trolling.” the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.