Steve Harvey: “name something you do while engaging in intercourse”

Contestant rings bell

“Penis”

The ground begins to tremble and shake. Cracks are forming along the walls following up to the ceiling. Steve Harvey’s jaw drops to the floor, “DID HE JUST-” a crack opens up in the middle of the room, revealing hell itself. “THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW”… “PENIIIIS?” The crowd begins laughing uncontrollably. Some are vomiting stomach acid from laughing so hard. Heads start to combust. Cattle start dying by the thousands.

Steve Harvey with a shit eating grin: “I SAY SOMETHING YOU DO DURING INTERCOURSE”

There are riots outside

“AND THIS MAN SAID PENIS???”

The crowd gasps so loudly that everybody’s ears implode from the sheer pressure change in the room

“THE SURVEY SAYS??!”

The entire world falls silent with anticipation. For a brief moment there was penis on earth. Survey says penis -100- “OHHH LORD”. Russia immediately launches all nuclear weapons towards America. America lifts off earth and into space using rockets. The entire population of Denmark explodes from laughter. The sun stops spinning. Mike Pence goes gay. Micheal Jackson gets resurrected and also goes gay. Jesus Christ himself comes back to high five the penis man. world hunger ends.

“Y’ALL NEED HELP I CAN’T HANDLE THIS IM GETTING TOO DAMN OLD WHY WHITE PEOPLE GOTTA BE LIKE THIS!”

Steve Harvey’s lips grow to the size of a steam boat. His moustache falls off and starts jerking off penis man. Penis man smiles smuggly while his wife stands with her head in her hands, ashamed of her husband’s heinous response.