Ok so like I’m fucking pissed off right now that I can’t describe my anger so I’m gonna explain what happened. So I lost internet connection to my house recently and I decided to pack up my gaming PC and head over to McDonald’s for the free WiFi and as soon as I got there, I saw a very handsome lad named Gordon Ramsay making börgers. I stopped by the counter to say hi to him and when I got done with that, I walked over to one of the tables by a window and started to unload my gaming PC. I then hooked up everything and turned on my PC and proceeded to game epic style. Of course, I decided to play on my Minecraft Realms server and just worked on feeding my pets, chopping some wood, etc. Next thing I see, an old lady that looked as wrinkly as an old man’s ballsack started yelling at me that I was “disrupting the place” and that I was taking up two whole tables during the lunch rush but I didn’t care about all those obese people continuing to stuff their faces everytime they go there so really I was doing them a favor. While she was bitching about respect or whatever the hell she was talking about, I started remembering on how Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat when she was on an all-white bus so she stood up for discrimination against blacks during that time and soon went on and became a role model in the future to others on standing up for what you believe in, which is ironic because she refused to get up out of her seat. I wanted to follow in her footsteps and stand up against gamer discrimination caused by Donald Trump and the media since they’ve always labeled gamers as “nerds living in their parent’s basement” to now labeling our people as “terrorists” for the “gruesome” video games. You could tell this old lady was your typical average baby boomer but why the hell was she going off on me? Was it because I was a gamer? How about instead of blaming younger generations for your own generation’s mistakes, you actually leave people alone and stop shifting your problems on a certain things. I had enough of this old bitch trying to lecture me so I unzipped my pants and proceeded to jack off right in front of her old snag-a-tooth face while yeeting my meat as fast as the wild west and ejaculated all over her face. She looked frankly disgusted that I busted the biggest nut of my life but with my context clues, I could tell that her coochie was as stretched out as Hillary Clinton’s so she’s had several husbands, boyfriends, and cousins bust one out on her in the past so she would’ve enjoyed it instead of pretending to be disgusted otherwise. After I came all over this bitch, she had the nerve to call the damn police so look who’s causing a scene now you dumb twat. The police arrived pretty quickly and they assumed I had some sort of mental disability but I have no idea what that means and they asked if I was dropped in the head as a baby, to which I gladly responded yes but I have no clue why they asked me that. As soon as they stopped interrogating me, they fucking confiscated my backpack and took my stack of diamonds and my enchanted diamond sword, what kind of fucking discrimination is this? Martin Luther King Jr. didn’t die for this shit, especially for gamers to be treated terribly like this! Once they fucking stole my stuff, they put my hands behind my back, locked me in handcuffs, and sent me to the back of their police car and told me I was under arrest for “disrupting the peace” and “public masturbation”, whatever that means. I don’t remember vividly what happened after I got sent to the car but I’m writing this down right now from my prison cell hoping that someone will bail me out and find my writings to see that I did nothing wrong and was just trying to play some Minecraft and the next thing I know, I get arrested. We truly do live in a society…