*notices the bulge in your pants, deducing that it must in fact be a katana* *tries to woo you in order to gain your prized family katana* OwO what’s this? *glomps you, unaware that what I thought was your katana was in fact your ding dong. I go to grab it anyways, and snap it in half by accident. I feel blood on my hands and know I made quite the mistake* Uguu~ senpai, sowwy for huwting u :'( *winces in pain, because Nii-chan is screaming directly into my organ of corti* Just another day in the life of Nya-chan ^ _ ^