if you wanted to meet, tomorrow, noon, downtown Blacksburg, corner of Main and College Streets. Just let me know. I can provide a good matched pair…

See, you’re pretty dumb so aren’t really capable of getting it. I’m an Army Ranger with a CIB. Yes, really. I’ve never actually claimed to be brave because I’m not really afraid of anything. Bravery consists of overcoming fear, and I don’t fear…or not for myself, anyway. It’s a peculiar condition a pshrink friend of mine cannot identify, but, for example, I have no flight mechanism. Everyone is supposed to have a fight or flight mechanism, but I don’t.

If someone, however, didn’t believe that, believed, in fact, that I’ve on;y played Call of Duty (I do wargame but not that), they’d have no fear of giving their real name and address. They do have the fear, obviously, so won’t give up that info.

I assure you, I won’t hurt you or yours. Nope, last thing from my mind. No interest. And, even if you don’t believe that, if you actually believe I’m a mere Call of Duty player you would have no fear of giving up the information. But you know better, don’t you? As unbefuckinglievably dumb as you are, you know better.