“Tell Taco Bell: I send the following message:

When you came, you said to me as follows: ‘I will give you (when he comes) fine quality beef Crunchwrap supremes.’ You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put beef Crunchwrap supremes which were not good before my messenger (Mommy) and said: ‘If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!’

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory.

Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with tacos who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of beef Crunchwrap supremes, and you has likewise given 1,080 pounds of beef Crunchwrap supremes, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

How have you treated me for that beef Crunchwrap supremes? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.

Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any beef Crunchwrap supremes from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the beef Crunchwrap supremes individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”