Women are born with an instinct to pick up sounds of nearby male prospects pissing. They can hear through the bathroom door and if you are pissing too lightly they won’t consider you for sexual activity. But if your piss sounds like a waterfall it’ll trigger a subconscious primal feeling within women. It’s true and they talk about it. They’re giggling when they hear you piss so betaly. The guy pissing on the side of the toilet bowl will forever be known as a chode, even if he does happen to be rocking an elephant trunk such as Proud Manlet. My secret is to walk into the restroom with one of those squirting water bottles and squeeze it with every bit of strength in me while pointing it directly towards the center of the toilet. The second the water hits the toilet water with such force the females within 2mi of me will begin to feel a tingling sensation in their lower belly area. When I step out the stall the guys in the restroom will naturally avoid my gaze as I’ve just pronounced myself as the true alpha male. When I step out of the restroom I make a “SssSss” sound to confirm to the nearby women that it was indeed me who made that pissening piss. This is the males natural mate calling. I stare intensely into the eyes of every female that meets my gaze while making a “SssSss”, from this point on no words are said. The herd of women follow me back to my place where we proceed to have a reverse bukakke. Some guy found out about me cheating the system with the water bottle and started to do the same. That dumbass doesn’t know Ive moved on to water hoses now, so yeah, phuck em.