Berlin, Germany, 1945

Oberleutnant Maximillian Von Schleschau took another swig of cognac and stared at the luger on the desk in front of him. Outside, in the streets, the Bolshevik hordes were advancing through the streets like the Vandals that sacked Rome. From the earliest days of Barbarossa to the desparate defence-actions of the Ostfront, he had given all in the defence of his Fatherland, but now there was nothing left to give. He had failed. The Bolsheviks had won.

He had been born into a family of farmers, impoverished by the Jewish Treaty of Versailles, but at a young age he had demonstrated a talent for sport-shooting and triathalon that had seen him represent his Fatherland at the Olympic games. It had been the proudest moment of his life and he just could not bear to live in a world where his beloved Fatherland was enslaved by the Judeo-Bolshevik swine. He would not suffer the horror of their Siberian death-camps or endure their barbaric tortures.

He took a long, slow drag of his cigarette. Outside he heard the metallic, grinding rumble of Soviet T-34’s advancing, unchecked. He was calm. He slowly lifted the pistol to his temple and prepared to pull the trigger. Men yet unborn would one day take up the cause for which he now martyred himself, he knew. What proud sons of the Fatherland they would be. He closed his eyes and squeezed the trigger…

Columbus, Ohio, 2019

Kyle Chubb breathed heavily as he typed. His fingers were a blur. Each strike left an impression of cheetos-dust and sweat on the well-worn keys of his keyboard. He paused momentarily to scratch his acne-ravaged cheeks with his long, dirty fingernails and took a puff of his inhaler. His stringy, greasy, unwashed hair was damp with sweat from the exertion of typing. He read the treatise he had typed out in the youtube comments underneath a video titled “SJW crybabies triggered by Mordhau” in which a man wearing a tuxedo and a purple Deathstroke mask ranted in a near-psychotic rage for 37 minutes about the fact a twitter user with 12 followers had complained that there were no women or POCs in Mordhau.

“WW2 was caused when the Jews tried to destroy Germany. They teamed up with Antifa to attack German-owned businesses and when Hitler stepped in to stop them and ask them to leave they got their friends that controlled the US government to attack Germany. Hitler asked for peace over 100 times but was rebuffed every time and so he had no choice but to invade France. You would know this if you just read “The Truth about Hitler and the Jewish Plot to Destroy the White Race” by David Luke and stopped believing what the Jews tell you”

It was a masterpiece. It was better than his 500 word explanation of how Heather Heyer had died of a heart-attack after an innocent man being chased through the streets of Charlotsville by Antifa thugs armed with guns had accidentally parked next to her. He felt satisfied and felt he deserved a reward. Checking to make sure his Mom was still at work, he opened up a new browser window and typed in the words:

“Loli neko-girls get abused by dirty old men at onsen”

And reached for his well-worn fleshlight. It was hard work, being a member of the master-race after all, and he had earned a treat…