Look, here’s the thing about Diet Coke – *sips Diet Coke* – it’s delicious, it makes me feel good. Life is short, if you want to live in a yurt, yurt it up! If you want to run a marathon, I mean that sounds super hard, but okay! I mean, just do you, whatever that is. And if you’re in the mood for a Diet Coke, have a Diet Coke. *sips Diet Coke* Diet Coke, because I can.