Clever **Of her** To **Assume** That op earns **A living by** thrusting **Old** Men **Into** And once he’s finished **Flushes** his own **little weener** And then **nae naes** Over their **Bald head** While flossing **Which in return** Makes him pregnant **That he then** Gets down **And give** A shave **on her vagina** And **Dances** Gagnam style **On the lid** Naked and not afraid **Of death** By cancer **In the lungs** Caused by **An aligator** With a **Bazooka** and run **Away** From Hitler’s reincarnation **Using a** Gamer girls bath water **Whilst** Masturbating **Happily** To gay horses **And** They all lived happily ever after. **Goodbye.** Said the **horse** While barking and meowing at the same time. **Then it fucked** Me **In the ass while** I **Jizzed blood and** Watched **Spiders** On crack **Spin webs** With their ass-sperm **Just as** me with **a monkey**‘s hand **Tried to** Discover **A way** To consume **JoJo hentai** On the moon **Watching Rick and Morty** With Madonna **and Elon Musk** Whilst we **Were installing Arch Linux** and committing **In Your Mom’s Git Repo** The entire source code **Started to** See some **Jesus Christ** Porn **Invading our**
favourite porn site **Reddit** Today**.** Then, **It happend** A destructive device that can obliterate a universe was created **that said, “I hate every single one of you. Each and every one. If you contributed in this thread, I’m coming for you.”** And so, **with great enthusiasm,** All the bazooka wielding alligators began to **Fap violently** But then **PewDiePie said: I’m gonna say the N word** He then **Said the F word** Which caused **A wet fart** Echoed **Through the bridge.** Which was next too **its own mother** Who was really **A cantilevered truss** Which means **Gay horses** Have **Sex with** Worn, battered **Bananas** Covered in **Campbell’s soup** And honey. **Meanwhile** I **Am** going through **A very** Big antelope**‘s laundry** And wipe my **Coochie** with **Broken arms** Which I broke **while** Furiously strumming **My penis** and **bleeding** Oil **From** Emu’s **Ripe Cadaver** which was **not bad.** For small talk with a big cock **But then** He went **To the mall** to buy some milk **however** He forgot **To make some** Spaghetti **Which you must always** Forage straight from **the swamp** while trying to avoid **Shrek almighty** And his **Candle-producing ear tubes** Which **Is extremely soothing** due to the fact that **In his early days** He loved to **Consume** Lactating **Fucking** Donkeys **Who** He made love to using **His dog** Who had recently **Fucked his wife** In the ass **With a** Brine fork **Finally made it to the end!!!** Of the **Introduction** Of Dune, 2020, Part 1 **Dipped in** A penis **Which was** Bleached **And it was an interesting experience** For the horse **Because the horse** Ate my asshole **And cummed in my mouth** And in the penguin’s **Bubble butt** With **Craterous** Power **and furious anger** He decided to **Gulp** Waluigi’s cum**-in and coriander spiced chicken soup** Which was **Arguably** The best **Goodbye** He’s **Going to** Ever see **But then** Papa **Touched** me, his little girl **As I was** snuffling **Powdered sugar** Whils’t furiously fapping **To the sound of** My father on an alcohol induced rage **who was** Fucking me furiously **I began to think how the gay horses must have felt** And i felt the same way **Because I ate a raw cup o noodles for Christmas**
which was made of water that turns the frogs gay **and makes you** Violently come all over **Your mom’s** Treasured antique vase **Which is blue** The same color as **My ball sack** I got from my brother **When he** died **During the war of Northern Aggression.** His cause of death was of course, **When a penguin pulled out a reverse uno card while he was** intensely dong-diddling the bazooka wielding alligators, while **my dad was in the corner playing the banjo** violently fapping to donkeys **While reading this thread.** I realized I was one among the chosen few who had made it this far and **Congratulations! You have survived the long, arduous, and trying journey to the end of this thread. Welcome, fellow redditors, for you are among the chosen ones: those who had the privilege of viewing the sacred text that is this this thread. For your troubles, please accept this [humble token](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=youtu.be)**