Redditors on their cake day be like (edgyshitpostwarning)

OOHH!!! OOHH!!!! GUYS LOOKKKKK I HAVE A BLUE SLICE OF CAKE NEXT TO MY NAME😫😫😲😲😲🔥🔥🔥🥵

OMG COULD IT BE THAT THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE I SIGNED UP FOR REDDIT?!?!!??!1?1!!12!?!!

I AWAIT MY KARMA AND GOLD 🏅🏅 BECAUSE OF MY E🅱️IC ACHIEVEMENT🥵😫😲😫😫!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING 1 ENTIRE YEAR TO POST THIS OMYGODdDddDdD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pleasegivemekarmaandawardsalthoughtheyholdnovaluebecauseivelostanyhopesanddreamsimighthavehadinlifeandredditcoinsaretheonlythingfuellingmypointlessexistence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET REKT NON CAKE DAY USERS ❌❌❌❌❌ ITS MY TIME TO SHINE TODAY

(DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME MY KARMA AND PLATINUM💯💯💯🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT AND I ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT🥺🥺🥺)