Redditors on their cake day be like (edgyshitpostwarning)
OOHH!!! OOHH!!!! GUYS LOOKKKKK I HAVE A BLUE SLICE OF CAKE NEXT TO MY NAME😫😫😲😲😲🔥🔥🔥🥵
OMG COULD IT BE THAT THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE I SIGNED UP FOR REDDIT?!?!!??!1?1!!12!?!!
I AWAIT MY KARMA AND GOLD 🏅🏅 BECAUSE OF MY E🅱️IC ACHIEVEMENT🥵😫😲😫😫!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING 1 ENTIRE YEAR TO POST THIS OMYGODdDddDdD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pleasegivemekarmaandawardsalthoughtheyholdnovaluebecauseivelostanyhopesanddreamsimighthavehadinlifeandredditcoinsaretheonlythingfuellingmypointlessexistence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET REKT NON CAKE DAY USERS ❌❌❌❌❌ ITS MY TIME TO SHINE TODAY
(DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME MY KARMA AND PLATINUM💯💯💯🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT AND I ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT🥺🥺🥺)