This is a real story. One time I was going to hook up with this beautiful girl. She was French and English. Sexy. Smart. Killer body. Just a hot girl. And she worked for a radio station. I got her upstairs, making out… I’m so ready I’m going to explode. I unzip just so I’m not hurting and I can have room. I start kissing her all over… Working my way down…. And I lift her shirt up, see has this cute belly button ring … And I’m kissing her chest and side and unbuttoning her jeans… I get to kissing about 1-2 inches from her belly button… And…I smell it. That nasty dirty piercing smell .. But… Along with something else. It was her belly button itself. Some sort of rotting flesh and the smell of sickness and stinking goop inside.

I got up… Took a deep breath of fresh air… And said, let’s go. I’m taking you back to the radio station.

Fuck it. Can’t deal with no stank belly button smell. It was terrible 😭