So this literally happened 1hr ago and I am still shaking. Also on mobile so ignore the formatting.

After a long week me and the husband decided to wake and bake to get the day started. We planned on cooking breakfast and watching a few shows. He doesnt have as high a tolererance for it as I do and after feeling nasty from either flu or covid for the past few weeks we were excited to smoke again. Note that we have had trouble breathing super deeply since getting sick so we have been taking it easy. Little did I know the clusterfuck that was about to happen…

So after finishing a joint between us, my man started feeling freaky and I was super down to clown. About an hour or so later of vigorous love making we hop in the shower. I get out, sit on the toilet lid and brush my hair as I wait for him to get out and we can dry off together.

WELL…Mr. Lightweight got super dizzy after turned off the shower. He slumped to the floor fully nude saying he was dizzy, I immediately look at him thinking he is just being dramatic. His eyes are super dilated and he is just like groaning and all wet from a HOT shower. Not the best idea after that kind of workout in hindsight.

He then looked up and his head was like limp looking so I went into full panic mode. I jumped down, grabbed his face, I was yelling for him to respond but he was just groaning and looking around staring. I start LOSING IT….I immediately ran and got my phone as he wasnt reposnding when asking if I need to call 911. THIS BITCH is not answering, so that means yes to me and I start calling 911. Keep in mind I had been screaming are you okay and to respond and he just kept groaning.

Now I know its probably not the best in that situation but I instinctively started SLAPPING HIS FACE..h.HARD. Right side slapped…nothing…slap harder…nothing…left side..harder…SLAP SLAP SLAP! Think this isnt helping. HIS EYES OPEN! NOT TODAY DEATH! There was no way he was dying on my watch, he was going to respond whether he wanted to or not… His neck leaned back and he went super pale and starting gagging. I grabbed him and move him to his side to make sure he doesnt choke on his tongue. I am giving the operator my address and described our morning….in detail. I start pulling his legs straight to put his underwear on for when the ambulance arrives because I know he doesnt like to show his goodies.

When I am 2 min into the convo and the slapping he started coming around grabbing my arms trying to get his bearings. He starts talking to me saying he was so dizzy, and his color came back. He says he is okay and tbe operator asks if we still need 911..I ask him he says no. The lady giggles cause the last thing I said when panicking was that I thought I fucked him to death. All this through the tears rolling down my face.

He comes around saying he was initially so nauseous he couldn’t talk and then was having trouble breathing because was mid cough/gag but couldnt and then the slaps lit him up and just couldn’t breath.

So now this fucker isnt allowed to smoke the rest of the day as I cuddle him harder than ever. There is already 3 light bruises on his cheeks and he looks like a battered husband. Lol

Tl;dr – Got my lightweight hubby high, fucked him for too long, had a hot steamy shower, then he had a massive nausea spell I interpreted as dying so I tried to bring him back to life by slapping him into oblivion.