Every time I hear a commercial or promo contains that “every day is a winding road” song I enter a deep trance state and the global squirrel population instantly decreases by .8%. Somewhere in East Asia, a child is born blind and deaf. Newt Ginrich’s arthritis briefly causes him debilitating pain and an orphanage in southern Wisconsin misplaces all of the children
After returning to reality, my memory of the past two weeks is missing, only to return the next day in a series of violent flashbacks. The air smells strongly of ozone and copper