We all know Ben Shapiro as the tight-laced orthodox Jew with traditional conservative principles, but is that all there is? I have strong reason to believe the supposed serious, traditionalist character we all know is merely a cover for a wild side. Exhibit A is of course the image above, which shows him in some kind of warrior cosplay garb. Nothing too strange, a hard-working, studious young boy needs a way to relax and express his creative side. But what if this isn’t merely about anime and katanas? What if this is part of a devious sexual roleplay. Hear me out. Shapiro is a big fan of violins and classical. What are violins associated with? That’s right, background love songs. Maybe he only learned violin to attract mates, and a specific kind at that. See, despite being from Japan, anime has a long-standing tendency to use western classical for mood music, which could’ve inspired Shapiro to take up the violin, under the guise of making his Jewish parents proud for his work ethic. Also, if you’ve seen his sister, you know that she’s quite a waifu, and it’s likely that she picked up this aesthetic while they watched anime together as kids. Now, to the sexual part of this all. Anime and hentai are very closely linked, with mos animes having an air of sexuality, and most hentais anine-like elements. Because of this, when Shapiro’s young adoles brain dealt with puberty, it’s quite possible that he turned to hentai to easy his burning need for tiddies and thighs without actually having sex. And of course, hentai always had a plot, so the characters carry weapons and wear costumes, and this often ties in to the allure of specific gender-based hentais. And maybe Shaprio took an especial liking to grim combat type anime/hentai, and chose to cosplay as one not just because he thought it was cool, but to satisfy his bizarre sexual fantasies. This outfit is quite possibly some kind of fetish guard, and that blade used for bdsm activities. This is further evidence by the fact that he married a woman named Mor. What about Mor you say? Well she’s an Israeli medical practitioner, and what does that mean? Shapiro also has a nurse fetish. Nurse roleplay is very common in hentai and porn more generally, and Shapiro’s spouse could’ve been especially hot to him because of her profession. So with the accumulation of all this evidence, I think it’s save to say that Shapiro is in fact a weeb and sexual freak, which is probably for the best since we all want senpai Shapiro-chan whether or not we acknowledge itm