Okay guys, here it goes. I didn’t wanna say it but it’s too late. I’m gonna do it.

Everyone is gay. Even girls. It’s disgusting, and heres why.

Men can be attracted to women. Women can be attracted to men. Women can be attracted to women. Men can be attracted to men.

Men who like women are gay because women like men. So that means you like a person that likes other men. That my fellow gays, is GAY. Kissing a woman? GAY. GAY AS SHIT SON. Chances are, most women have kissed a man. When you kiss a woman, you are basically kissing a man. Can you believe that? You just made out with a guy and a girl, both of which are GAY. So now, you’re gay. The same logic goes for every sexuality, and my fellow gays, this is only common sense.

Only gamers can be straight. God bless the gamers!