The other day I walked into a group of Oath Keepers and they saw that I was white so they were like, “Hey Brother! Come join our group!”

So then I took off my sunglasses and I said, “…Nah.”

The main guy, had an eye patch and a hook hand, wearing spiked shoulder pads, carrying a bazooka was like, “WRONG ANSWER!”

And then a big fight ensued. I used Krav Maga as I knew how much a Jewish martial art would piss them off, ripped out his heart, and showed it to him before he died. Then the other seven…ty eight of them came at me and I did that little finger wag thing, then I did the same to all of them, in a row.

And then everyone clapped.