Okay, It’s come to my attention that a user known as “Cummy” has “died”. (I do not think that this user “Cummy” actually died, as there is no proof. Perhaps “Cummy” just quit the website known as “Reddit”) It seems that most, if not all of the posts on the “hot” tab on the “copypasta” subreddit have to do with this strange “Cummy.”

I want to be “internet famous” on the hit site known as “Reddit”, specifically in the “copypasta” subreddit. So, by the single mention of “Cummy”, I should get millions of “upvotes.”

I am awaiting the fame, money, and “paparazzi” now.