soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

She had not cummed for 2 weeks from shore

When down on her a BBC that man bore

The captain called all hands and cumed

He’d take that whale in cum (cum)

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

Dadaddadaddadaddadaa

Before the boat had hit the cum

The whale’s tail cum and caught bbc

all hands to the side, raped and fought her

when she cummed down low (cum)

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

No Foreskin was cut, no skin was freed

The captain’s mind was not of bbc

And he belonged to the Wellermans seed

She took that dick in tow (cum)

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

For forty days or semen more

The line went slack then tighter than wellerman once more

All boats were cumed, there were only cum

But still that bbc did go (cum)

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

as far as ive heard, the cum’s still on

The cum’s not cut, and the bbc’s not gone

the wellerman makes his regular call

to encourage the raper, cock, and all

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go

soon may the wellerman cum

to bring us sugar and tea and cum

one day when the tuggin is done

we’ll take that cum and go