Sung to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain, I give you Greasy Neckbeard Mountain

One evening as the sun went down

And the WoW servers were yearning

Down the track came a senpai rolling

He said “Boys I’m not turning”

I’m headed to a land that’s far away

Beside the Code Red fountain

So come with me and then you’ll see

The Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

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In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

There’s a land that’s just and sane

Where the tendies grow on bushes

And your underwear can’t stain

Where the nice guy always gets the girl

And the ping is always low

And the waifu memes

And the old wet dreams

The real girl dolls

Widest bathroom stalls

In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

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In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

The mods are on your side

And the admins always have your back

So you never have to hide

The Cool Ranch bag comes fully full

And the fridge is always stocked

Oh i’m bound to go

Where the Red Bull flows

Where there ain’t no bans

And your mom won’t know

In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

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In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

You never clean your room

And the glistening streams of Baja Blast

Flow where the Twinkies bloom

The ladies all can see you’re sharp

As your Nipon Steel

Taps run with Dew

And Monster too

You never have to worry

When your rent is due

In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

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In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

There is no more EA

The DLC is always free

So you never have to pay

There ain’t so SJW’s

Chirstians or femenists

I’m gonna stay

Where you game all day

Where they pwned the cuck

Who spoiled your luck

In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

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In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains

No one asks your waifu’s age

And we will stick

Your stepdad rick

Inside a tiny cage

The Pizza Rolls wont burn your tongue

And your carpel tunnel’s gone

Oh you wont believe

What you can achieve

When you’re with the best

An IP adress

In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains