Sung to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain, I give you Greasy Neckbeard Mountain
One evening as the sun went down
And the WoW servers were yearning
Down the track came a senpai rolling
He said “Boys I’m not turning”
I’m headed to a land that’s far away
Beside the Code Red fountain
So come with me and then you’ll see
The Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
There’s a land that’s just and sane
Where the tendies grow on bushes
And your underwear can’t stain
Where the nice guy always gets the girl
And the ping is always low
And the waifu memes
And the old wet dreams
The real girl dolls
Widest bathroom stalls
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
The mods are on your side
And the admins always have your back
So you never have to hide
The Cool Ranch bag comes fully full
And the fridge is always stocked
Oh i’m bound to go
Where the Red Bull flows
Where there ain’t no bans
And your mom won’t know
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
You never clean your room
And the glistening streams of Baja Blast
Flow where the Twinkies bloom
The ladies all can see you’re sharp
As your Nipon Steel
Taps run with Dew
And Monster too
You never have to worry
When your rent is due
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
There is no more EA
The DLC is always free
So you never have to pay
There ain’t so SJW’s
Chirstians or femenists
I’m gonna stay
Where you game all day
Where they pwned the cuck
Who spoiled your luck
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains
No one asks your waifu’s age
And we will stick
Your stepdad rick
Inside a tiny cage
The Pizza Rolls wont burn your tongue
And your carpel tunnel’s gone
Oh you wont believe
What you can achieve
When you’re with the best
An IP adress
In the Greasy Neckbeard Mountains