Do you like juice? What about drink? I never understood why we call sugar water a drink. Why would you do me like this? All I wanted was some milk, now I’m thinking between cow milk, cow juice and cow drink. This is ver confusing. I never know which to get. Almond juice, or almond drink or or almond milk? What should I get? Why must they all be different?

In this cruel and confusing world, only you can be your friend. That means you must learn to sustain yourself from yourself, by yourself. As the famous saying goes: from the people, for the people, by the people.

If you really want to entertain your desire of milk, you must learn to get it from yourself, by yourself for yourself. That brings me to my discovery, the milk of my tit. So I researched for months on end to find a way to impregnate myself by myself, from myself, for myself. You think research was hard? Well I was harder, when I found out I can milk me. So I started the journey of shoving my life force into me day in day out. Hoping to produce some grade A vitamin D filled tit milk.

Alas, I could not, despite weeks of efforts, get pregnant with my own sperm. So I thought for hours then decided that my friends could help me out. So I started on a journey looking for potent sperm to shove in me so I can produce grade A milk.

Alas, the only thing I caught was feelings.

Moral of the story tit milk causes cancer.