I think I understand nationalism now. I get the appeal. Nationalists love this country so much that they want to fuck it. They want to be the statue of liberty, fucking each and every monument they can find. That’s why they get so upset about confederate monuments being taken down, one less monument to fuck. From sea to shining, slick, oily sea. They want to drag their nuts across the great plains and explore every nook and cranny of the grand canyon with their tongue. They wanna take the full force of the Mississippi river and go down on each and every one of the Rockies one at a time until they spray their fresh snows all over their dirty little slut faces.

God Bless the USA! Land that I love on!